Saturday, 24 April 2010

Things hospital staff say

"Have you got your sexy stockings on and your knickers off?" (Man who wheeled me into theatre)
"Oooh look - green wee!" (Nurse)
"We need to get you exercising!" (Physio on day one, when I was attached to fluid drip, morphine pump, catheter, oxygen masc and four drains)

1 comment:

  1. 'man wheeling' was lucky not to get a slap - I do hope he doesnt ask people questions like that at he bus stop....

    IT was fantastic to see you and you look remarkable. Probably because you are remarkable.

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