Tuesday 20 July 2010

Stampede!


When I went for my morning constitutional across the fields, the cows coolly let me pass, but when I came to return the mood had changed. First one began to follow, starting off slow then breaking into a gallop. Others joined the pursuit, and before I knew it the whole herd was hurtling towards me.

I cleared the gate with seconds to spare. Shows I can still run.

Here they are, shortly after the charge, looking like butter wouldn't melt.

4 comments:

  1. I think bullocks is the word you were looking for.

    JP

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  2. I experienced the same thing, many years ago on holiday with Judith, we had to sprint for the gate, it was pretty scary! Janet

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  3. Yes it was scary and yes they were technically speaking bullocks not cows!

    Was wearing the red cloche hat so perhaps they mistook me for a matador

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  4. An HSE inspector recently told me you have more chances of winning the lottery than being trampled by cows. This was after a flurry of such incidents and he was speaking to me from an inquest so I'm not inclined to believe him. Cows are evil. Stay away!

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